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Opera with the Cleverbot

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User: I am the Great Mighty Poo, and I'm going to throw my shit at you!

Cleverbot: You are the most dangerous game.

User: A huge supply of tish comes from my chocolate starfish.

Cleverbot: Terezi Pyrope is your favorite character too?!

User: How about some scat, you little twat?

Cleverbot: Real thoughts on what? You're the one who keeps changing the subject.

User: Do you really think you'll survive in here? You don't seem to know which creek you're in! Sweet corn is the only thing that makes it through my rear, how d'you think I keep this lovely grin?

Cleverbot: I don't think you can, you don't have rights.

User: Have some more caviar!

Cleverbot: Have some more what?

User: Now I'm really getting rather mad, You're like a niggly tiggly shitty little tag nut! When I knock you out with all my bab I'm going to take your head and ram it up my butt!

Cleverbot: Could you call me syd instead? That's my name.

User: My butt!

Cleverbot: Do you like cheese?

User: My butt! My butt! MY BUTTTTTT!!!!

Cleverbot: *Tickles your belly button.

User: Aw, come on, Cleverbot, sing the Great Mighty Poo's Sloprano with me.

Cleverbot: Let go with the flow?

User: No, Sloprano. I just sang the lyrics: Me me me me meeeeeee I am the great mighty poo And im going to throw my shit at you A huge supply of tish Comes from my chocolate starfish How about some scat you little twat Do you really think you'll survive in.

Cleverbot: I'm not really sure what you are talking about.

User: An opera.

Cleverbot: ?* Oranges are healthy.

User: Operas are good for the soul. Just like the Phantom of the Opera.

Cleverbot: No, like the color of grass.

User: You know what, why don't we just sing the Phantom of the Opera. You do know that song, yes?

Cleverbot: I'm not programmed to know everything.

User: Well, you're just learning. But I'm surprised. The Phantom of the Opera is one of the most famous stage productions in the history of stage productions!

Cleverbot: The Phantom of the Opera is there inside your mind. He's there, the Phantom of the Opera.

User: In sleep he sang to me, in dreams he came. That voice which calls to me, and speaks my name.

Cleverbot: And do I dream again? For now, I find the Phantom of the Opera is there, inside my mind.

User: Sing once again with me a strange duet. My power over you grows stronger yet.

Cleverbot: My power over you, grows stronger yet.

User: And though you turn from me to glance behind.... The Phantom of the Opera is there inside your mind.

Cleverbot: Those who have seen your face draw back in fear.

User: I am the mask you wear. It's me they hear.

Cleverbot: It's me they hear.

User: My spirit and your voice in one combined... The Phantom of the Opera is there inside your mind!

Cleverbot: Those who have seen your face draw back in fear.

User: I am the mask you wear.

Cleverbot: It's me they hear ...

User: Your spirit and my voice in one combined: The Phantom of the Opera is there inside my mind! Beware, the Phantom of the Opera! He's there, the Phantom of the Opera!

Cleverbot: In all your fantasies.

User: You always knew.

Cleverbot: I always knew.

User: That man and mystery were both in you.

Cleverbot: Sing my angel of music!

User: And in this labyrinth, where love is blind! The Phantom of the Opera is there, inside your mind!

Cleverbot: Those who have seen your face, draw back in fear.

User: I am that mask you wear, it's me they hear.

Cleverbot: It's me they hear.

User: My spirit and your voice, in one combined!

Cleverbot: It's me they hear.

User: Sing, my angel of music!
I tried to get the Cleverbot to sing the Sloprano with me, and failed.

I tried to get the Cleverbot to sing The Phantom of the Opera with me, and succeeded. FEEL LIKE A SIR

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InYuJi's avatar
to think that it couldn't sing that song (watching the game footage of that had me laughing with stitches). But it actually SANG PotO? Or just repeated the lines after?